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Your first visit

Nobody is born knowing how this works.

Half the people who ring here have not had a massage before and almost all of them ask the same six things, usually apologising first. There is nothing to apologise for and here are the answers.

What do I take off?

Whatever you are comfortable taking off. Most people keep underwear on for a massage and some keep everything on except a shirt. You are under a sheet the entire time and only the part being worked on is uncovered. Nobody will comment on it either way.

Will somebody talk to me the whole time?

No. Your therapist will ask about pressure at the start and once in the middle, and after that will not speak unless you do. If you want to talk, talk — it is your hour and neither answer is wrong.

Am I going to be sold something?

Not on the table, ever. If a therapist thinks a different treatment suits you better they will say so at the end, when you are dressed and standing up, and it goes in your notes for next time. We do not stock a retail wall.

What if I am late?

We keep your room for the full time you booked and the hands-on time is whatever is left. If you are more than fifteen minutes late we usually have to shorten it, and you pay the shorter price rather than the one you booked.

Is the gratuity included?

Yes, in every price on the site. You are welcome to leave more and nobody will hover while you decide.

Where do I park?

The lot behind the building on Boardman is free for two hours and it is a ninety-second walk. Front Street parking is metered until 6pm.

One more, which nobody asks and everybody wonders.

You do not have to make conversation, and not making conversation is not rude. A therapist here will ask about pressure at the start and once in the middle. If you would rather talk the whole time, talk the whole time. Both are completely normal and neither of them changes anything about the hour.

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